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But Baz – You can’t even tie your shoelaces

Okay, confession time, I can’t tie my shoelaces. Phew! That wasn’t too bad now I’ve finally got it off my chest, in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever admitted that before. Actually, I did admit it to...

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Most People I Know (Think that I’m Crazy)

There is nothing better than hearing one of your favourite songs played on the radio, even better when it is a long time favourite and one that you hadn’t heard in ages, unearthed to tickle the...

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Cold Rose-Hip-Soup (You’re kidding me, right?)

Cold Rose-Hip Soup, it should be bottled and dispensed from a chemist, a pharmacy, drug store, but eaten to be enjoyed, surely not?  Whilst being a self-confessed meat and three veggie man myself, I...

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I stole someone’s dog (Yes someone’s pet!)

The other day I was relating a story about the early days of living with Janet, my partner, in a small cottage with two sofa chairs, one bed, and a Great Dane Dog.  It was a lovely cottage set in a...

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Strewth – I’m in strife (I think I’ve woken them up)

The Shed Okay, so many of you will know that I am a self-confessed lover of the pre-dawn. At this time of the day I can usually be found up in the “shed” having a row to kick-start the day. Or I might...

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Vegemite – The Yeast that bonds a Nation (An Aphrodisiac for the Soul)

  Just for a change we aren’t heading to the mountains to climb this weekend, but we are packing “The Landy” and heading for some camping. In the mountains, of course…  It is hard not to like the...

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Dope on a Rope – The Saga Continues (What – You can’t tie shoelaces?)

Okay, confession time, I can’t tie my shoelaces. Phew! That wasn’t too bad now I’ve finally got it off my chest, in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever admitted that before. Actually, I did admit it to...

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Jingle Bells – The Aussie Way

Baz, Terrigal Beach, Australia  Strewth, it is Christmas Eve in the land “Dowunder” already and Janet, TomO, and myself would like to wish all our friends around the world a happy festive season,...

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What’s in a name? (Drop in for a yarn and I’ll tell you)

Sunrise, Currawinya National Park, Outback Australia Hey Baz…what’s with this “Baz, The Landy” thing?  Didn’t your parents like you or something?   It is a question I field every so often… And yes my...

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Most People I Know Think that I’m Crazy (The evils of smoking)

There is nothing better than hearing one of your favourite songs played on the radio, even better when it is a long time favourite and one that you hadn’t heard in ages, unearthed to tickle the...

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This is Incredible (Super-Hero’s, right?)

The Incredibles – You be the Judge! Now don’t you good folk go worrying that this Mr Incredible thingy that a wonderful person, Christina, wrote about me is going to my head.  You know, Bob Parr,...

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The Australian Outback (Big Sky Country)

This is big sky country…and how good is it! Janet, TomO and I will be heading out in “The Landy” in about a week’s time to visit Mutawinji National Park, which has a lot of aboriginal history, rock...

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A Snog or a Durrie

How good is hearing one of your favourite songs played on the radio? Even better when it is a long time favourite unearthed to tickle the airwaves once more. Music has the ability to move your...

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A letter to Santa (Strewth!)

Who remembers writing a letter to Santa and posting it to the Big Fella at the North Pole?  I certainly do and the list was always long…  Mind you, the wrapping paper or bag the present came in often...

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Adversity – A stepping stone to success (Hey, what colour is this..?)

Seemingly, whenever I tell someone I am colour-blind they feel compelled to put me to the test. “No… really, is that what you see?” “Can’t be, you sure?” And every so often I get that old chestnut…...

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Miss Redhead – My burning desire…

The Australian Outback, an ancient land where the red-parched soil is touched by an endless blue sky and where confetti flutters on the breeze.   Hang-on, since when was confetti part of our outback...

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